How do I order?
How do you ship?
By Thai Post EMS. You will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking code.
Which forms of payment do you accept?
Paypal and Bitcoin ONLY. If you wish to use other methods, please use this exchange. Fees are reasonable and you can send USD by Western Union or Moneygram.
How payment works?
The shopping carts don’t have an automatic checkout system, so you’ll have to follow a few simple steps, explained at checkout.
Bitcoin: send me an email at email@example.com and we’ll take it from there.
Paypal: as every online retailer sadly knows, Paypal is notorious for freezing accounts and confiscating the funds in the balance. Selling steroids is high in their list of violations. This is why no one in this trade accepts Paypal.
I accept Paypal but certain necessary steps have to be followed to the letter. This is what you’ll see after you placed an order at the checkout page of the shopping cart:
YOUR ORDER HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED YET. PLEASE READ BELOW.
This cart is not set up to receive automatic payments.
If you wish to pay by Bitcoin, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org
If you wish to pay by Paypal please follow the instructions below.
1. send USD ONLY at Paypal exchange rates – use “manage currencies” to automatically exchange between currencies inside your Paypal account.
2. funds must be sent as “send money to friends and family”, otherwise they will be refunded and the order canceled.
3. DO NOT WRITE ANYTHING in the message or Paypal may freeze the account and you will lose your money. I have your order on record so no need to remind me what you are paying for.
in some countries Paypal doesn’t allow to send to friends and family. In this case, please contact me.
Also, please note that it takes 5-7 working days to withdraw funds from the Paypal balance to a bank account, so occasionally I have to factor this into my shipping schedule.
email@example.com IS NOT a Paypal address
Do you have other products? Can you source other stuff?
No, because I can only guarantee the quality of these brands. I stay away from obscure UG, Chinese brands and home-made stuff. I only sell pharma grade products. Also, I don’t sell opioids and stuff like Xanax, Oxycontin, Adderall, etc.
Your prices are lower than the average. Are you selling fake gear?
No. I buy from manufacturers and distributors. Hence, I have better prices.
Do you have a pricelist for wholesale orders?
No, because I don’t do wholesale orders.
Do you offer free samples?
Where do you ship from?
I need to start a bulking cycle. What do you recommend?
There are excellent forums full of experts eager to answer these questions. I cannot offer advice, because I don’t know. I’m just a trader, not a doctor or a bodybuilder.
Why should I trust you? Your reviews online indicate you are a scammer!
For one bad review on a forum there are hundreds of happy customers who never bother to write anything on anywhere after they’ve received their orders. This silent majority is the base of my business and I will never solicit good feedback from them. This is how the Net works now: online forums decide who is legit and who is a scammer, mostly based on the rants of people who are not even customers and will never be. This kind of feedback is always manipulated: the positive can be bought and the negative can be created by a competitor, or by one unhappy customer. Anybody can accuse a seller of being a scammer, for whatever reason. I don’t do “forums marketing”, as it requires too much time and it’s rather useless to generate orders. I prefer to gain your trust by showing results.
Are the items shipped in the original, sealed boxes?
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